A perfect match! The Donut King and the Coffee Queen.
I based her on my wife, which may be one reason why the kids think that I'm the Donut King. This is pretty much how I react to her. Initially I was just going to do a drawing of the Queen's portrait, but thoughts of my wife inspired me to draw it the way I really feel.
Although if I ever grew facial hair like the King, I'd find myself sleeping in the bathtub. And shaved when I woke up.