Finally... made it... to... the halfway point... >gasp< >pant<
And a big thank you to Mr. Shatner for teaching me all I know about acting. Apparently, this ability has been passed down to the kids. You should see the dramatics should there happen to be something like, I don't know, the wrong dessert. The lip tremble, the pregnant pause, the wail. I wish I had Oscars to hand out.
On an unrelated note, perhaps I should actually talk about what I posted. W is "What's this for?" and wondered.