In a D&D game I was playing:
Player: I want my kobold to steal the eggs of the giant centipede we just slew.
DM: You're lowered down into the lair, and see the clutch of eggs covered in webs. What do you do?
Player: I cut the webs and take an egg.
DM: You are immediately attacked by three giant spiders.
Player: ... I forgot centipedes don't spin webs.
I had to draw it.
When your D&D group dispatches so many goblins that your allied Nothic overeats AND the DM's wife watches "1000 Lb. Sisters," you get this.
Two things - Dungeons & Dragons and reality TV - that were never meant to be brought together, but I couldn't resist.#dnd #dndmemes #dndart #dndbeyond #1000lbSisters #1000lbsisterstlc #TLC